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"so who's next......?"

"we are~" the twin coursed.

"and by the  way [y/n] Chan' Karou

'your taste in cosplay is pretty weird" Hikaru finished.

"oh shut up and just get out there!" you yelled. How dare they make fun of you cosplay ideas!!

they happily obliged and sauntered onto the stage. All the fangirls gasped and squealed at their outfits.
Hikaru wore a orange blazer with lace ruffles matching pants and clunky pirate boots with a bloodied bandage wrapped around his exposed chest and feathered captains hat on his head. Karou's was the same but in his signature blue.



A fast beat played through the speakers and Hikaru and Karou sang through their head sets.

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me kinda strange
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a change
And I fortunately know a little secret
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And dear lady, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (pathetic)

they pointed at each other matching the choreography you made to a t. they each pulled out a sword from their hips and began to stage fight.

Poor unfortunate souls
In pain
In need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed!
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
They come flocking to me crying
"Will you help us, pretty please?"
And I help them!
Yes I do!

The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
Yes on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word
And after all dear, what is idle prattle for?
They're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On ladies who withdrawn
It's she who holds her tongue who gets a man

Hikaru knocked Karou to the ground and knelled by his side singing the next lines while holding him in his arms.

Poor unfortunate souls
Go ahead!
Make your choice!
I'm a very busy person and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your voice!
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
If you wanna cross the bridge, my sweet
You've got the pay the toll
Take a gulp
Take a breath
Go ahead
Sign the scroll
Nick and Kevin
Now I've got her, boys
The boss is on a roll
You poor unfortunate souls

he helped Karou to his feet and they danced around to the next lyrics almost forgetting the crowd of rabid fan girls around them.

In pain
In need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed!
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
They come flocking to me crying
"Will you help us, pretty please?"
And I help them!
Yes I do!

Those poor unfortunate souls

they held the last note and took their bow before running off stage.

"whoaa you two are amazing!" you swelled.

"yeah we do look pretty sexy in this pirate get up~" they sang wrapping their arms around your waist making your cheeks tinge. Your mega blush did not go unnoticed by the demonic duo. They smirked at each other.

"say Hikaru?"

"yeah Karou?"

" I think [y/n]-hime -"

"-has a crush-"

"- on me- no she likes me! No me! UGHHH!" they yelled

"i-er uh I like you both!" you stuttered.

"yeah but who do you like like" they said getting into your face. You looked at them you had known the annoying though albeit fun twins since middle school and you'd had a huge crush on them since forever! How could they make you chose? Was it even possible to? On one hand Hikaru was adventurous and passionate, but on the other Karou was nice and romantic! You could never pick between the two especially because  it would break the others heart.

"i choose.... I …. I choose- you can't make me do this!" you yelled before running off in the opposite direction. They looked at each other shocked. They were just joking and they didn't know that you really did love them back.

"[y/n]-chan wait up!" they yelled after you but you acted as if you couldn't hear them.


you leaned against the rail of the roof top catching your breath. How could they make you choose! You loved them both so much it would kill you to make either  one of them feel the pain of rejection.

You sighed wiping away a rebellions tear and looked up to the sky. The dark stars twinkled in the night painfully reminding you of the way the tins eyes sparkle when they're up to no good.

You slid down the wall and sat with your knees to your chest face in hands. The tears flowed freely  and you wouldn't have been surprised if someone heard your sobs from the garden.

You jumped when you felt hot panting breath on either side of your neck. The twins who had apparently run all the way up the five flights of stairs to catch you.

"[y/n]-chan don't scare us like that!" Karou cried into your [h/l] [h/c] hair.

"yeah please we don't need another work out like that.... ever." Hikaru panted. You let out an involuntarily giggle and hiccuped.

"sorry I ran away, I was just scared." you mumbled whipping away your tears.

"of what [y./n]?" they asked dropping the honorific.

"of losing one of you I just love you both so much that I-" you were cut off when a pair of lips were placed on your own and the other kissed your cheek.

"we love you too [y/n]-koi." they whispered against your skin and whipping away your tears. You quickly kissed them both and smiled.

"so [y/n]-koi any particular reason you chose pirates they don't even really match the song." they asked curiously.

"huh? Oh yeah~ I just thought you two would look sexy in it!"

3............................2.........................1 AND CUE THE CENSOR BARS!
EDIT i need your help to continue writing reader inserts

i dont know i just thought this was a good song for them

leave me a comment telling me an outfit host or song you want next
song: poor unfortunate souls by jonus brothers (originally little mermaid NO FUCKS WERE GIVEN!)

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death0skull Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  New member
FallenHeart101 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
that was so great!!!
Elfen-Lied-Lover-357 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
AnimeGeek1205 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Kaoru Hitachiin Chibi Hikaru Hitachiin Chibi 
PrussiaIsAwesomeMan Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Student General Artist
Squeeeeeeee!~ <//3
Cialois Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I started giggling when I recognized the lyrics :)
Smith4812 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New member
Me too.
ReaperLover1 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Censor bars..............????? Why???
ImJustHereThanks Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I had the Dalton Rappattoni cover of Poor Unfortunate Souls running through my head.....
Hashtagpeople Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2014
Wait! What's with the  censored bars
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