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"so who's next......?"


"we are~" the twin coursed.

"and by the  way [y/n] Chan' Karou

'your taste in cosplay is pretty weird" Hikaru finished.

"oh shut up and just get out there!" you yelled. How dare they make fun of you cosplay ideas!!

they happily obliged and sauntered onto the stage. All the fangirls gasped and squealed at their outfits.
Hikaru wore a orange blazer with lace ruffles matching pants and clunky pirate boots with a bloodied bandage wrapped around his exposed chest and feathered captains hat on his head. Karou's was the same but in his signature blue.

3......................2..............................1

AND THE FANGIRLS GO WILD!

A fast beat played through the speakers and Hikaru and Karou sang through their head sets.


I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me kinda strange
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a change
And I fortunately know a little secret
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And dear lady, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (pathetic)

they pointed at each other matching the choreography you made to a t. they each pulled out a sword from their hips and began to stage fight.

Poor unfortunate souls
In pain
In need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed!
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
They come flocking to me crying
"Will you help us, pretty please?"
And I help them!
Yes I do!

The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
Yes on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word
And after all dear, what is idle prattle for?
They're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On ladies who withdrawn
It's she who holds her tongue who gets a man


Hikaru knocked Karou to the ground and knelled by his side singing the next lines while holding him in his arms.

Poor unfortunate souls
Go ahead!
Make your choice!
I'm a very busy person and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your voice!
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
If you wanna cross the bridge, my sweet
You've got the pay the toll
Take a gulp
Take a breath
Go ahead
Sign the scroll
Nick and Kevin
Now I've got her, boys
The boss is on a roll
You poor unfortunate souls


he helped Karou to his feet and they danced around to the next lyrics almost forgetting the crowd of rabid fan girls around them.

In pain
In need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed!
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
They come flocking to me crying
"Will you help us, pretty please?"
And I help them!
Yes I do!

Those poor unfortunate souls

they held the last note and took their bow before running off stage.

"whoaa you two are amazing!" you swelled.

"yeah we do look pretty sexy in this pirate get up~" they sang wrapping their arms around your waist making your cheeks tinge. Your mega blush did not go unnoticed by the demonic duo. They smirked at each other.

"say Hikaru?"

"yeah Karou?"

" I think [y/n]-hime -"

"-has a crush-"

"- on me- no she likes me! No me! UGHHH!" they yelled

"i-er uh I like you both!" you stuttered.

"yeah but who do you like like" they said getting into your face. You looked at them you had known the annoying though albeit fun twins since middle school and you'd had a huge crush on them since forever! How could they make you chose? Was it even possible to? On one hand Hikaru was adventurous and passionate, but on the other Karou was nice and romantic! You could never pick between the two especially because  it would break the others heart.

"i choose.... I …. I choose- you can't make me do this!" you yelled before running off in the opposite direction. They looked at each other shocked. They were just joking and they didn't know that you really did love them back.

"[y/n]-chan wait up!" they yelled after you but you acted as if you couldn't hear them.

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you leaned against the rail of the roof top catching your breath. How could they make you choose! You loved them both so much it would kill you to make either  one of them feel the pain of rejection.

You sighed wiping away a rebellions tear and looked up to the sky. The dark stars twinkled in the night painfully reminding you of the way the tins eyes sparkle when they're up to no good.

You slid down the wall and sat with your knees to your chest face in hands. The tears flowed freely  and you wouldn't have been surprised if someone heard your sobs from the garden.

You jumped when you felt hot panting breath on either side of your neck. The twins who had apparently run all the way up the five flights of stairs to catch you.

"[y/n]-chan don't scare us like that!" Karou cried into your [h/l] [h/c] hair.

"yeah please we don't need another work out like that.... ever." Hikaru panted. You let out an involuntarily giggle and hiccuped.

"sorry I ran away, I was just scared." you mumbled whipping away your tears.

"of what [y./n]?" they asked dropping the honorific.

"of losing one of you I just love you both so much that I-" you were cut off when a pair of lips were placed on your own and the other kissed your cheek.

"we love you too [y/n]-koi." they whispered against your skin and whipping away your tears. You quickly kissed them both and smiled.

"so [y/n]-koi any particular reason you chose pirates they don't even really match the song." they asked curiously.

"huh? Oh yeah~ I just thought you two would look sexy in it!"


3............................2.........................1 AND CUE THE CENSOR BARS!
EDIT i need your help to continue writing reader inserts fav.me/d57bn6j

i dont know i just thought this was a good song for them


leave me a comment telling me an outfit host or song you want next
song: poor unfortunate souls by jonus brothers (originally little mermaid NO FUCKS WERE GIVEN!)

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AuraLady Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
oh dear god is it wrong of me that suddenly "Bad Boys" popped into my head with Kyoya and Tamaki singing it as a duet? lol good grief 
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Kitteh19 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Lmao's in corner )
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death0skull Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014
lol
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FallenHeart101 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
that was so great!!!
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Elfen-Lied-Lover-357 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:nosebleed: 
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AnimeGeek1205 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Kaoru Hitachiin Chibi Hikaru Hitachiin Chibi 
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PrussiaIsAwesomeMan Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014
Squeeeeeeee!~ <//3
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Cialois Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I started giggling when I recognized the lyrics :)
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Smith4812 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2014
Me too.
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ReaperLover1 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Censor bars..............????? Why???
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ImJustHereThanks Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I had the Dalton Rappattoni cover of Poor Unfortunate Souls running through my head.....
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Hashtagpeople Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2014
Wait! What's with the  censored bars
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FionnaNo2 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014
*Sets hand on shoulder, thMeow :3 Hug en bear-hugs* Dawwwwwww! You're so innocent! :3
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Hashtagpeople Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014
I know what they're for but what happened did we have too much "fun" you know what I mean
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hello2134 Featured By Owner May 21, 2014  Student Filmographer
Best ending ever :)
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Gabim617 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awesome choice of getup/song pairings! They fit perfectly!!
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allyvania88 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
okay so i wasnt going crazy, cause i tried finding this other than amazon kindle (you have to buy the whole albums)
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fadedfire Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Lolol okay I haven't finished reading but I had to comment that the song sounds like the one from the little mermaid. Lol was I the only one who noticed this...no ok...
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oO0RyuuHeartsYou0Oo Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
No. I your right I just haven't changed it because I'm lazy I'll get to it eventually
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fadedfire Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Ok nvm that was the point...I should have read it before I commented lol.
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s-akuraa Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014
oh my god the feels i just-
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Miss-Inuyasha Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
what was censored ? :baffled: 
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OneTrueKismet Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014
oh my god that song was perfect for them. thanks for making this. I love them so much
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iNSaNiTY-I-hAs-IT Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Student General Artist
censor bars huh...? O.o hehehehehe <- (evil giggle by the way)
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naomiphantomhive1 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014  Student General Artist
haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HetaliaEuropeLover Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014  Student General Artist
and there goes my perverted brain...
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x-SweetPea-x Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
<3 
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sasukeisAjerk Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
321 and the fan girls go wild I KNOW THAT REFRENCE FROM 50% OFF
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Soul-Eater-Evans69 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013
Lol 3............................2.........................1 AND CUE THE CENSOR BARS!
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peapod1281 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2013  Student Artist
Censor bars....
HOLY CRAP WHAT IS GOING THROUGH MY MIND RIGHT NOW
Ahm sorryabout that
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Animelover7218 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013
i was listening to the song when i started to read

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Dashie63 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013
haha awesome! :iconawesomeplz:
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XxToxicaxX Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013  Student General Artist
...They should have sang "Yo Ho!" by Blood On The Dance Floor ;-;"...
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animelover1312 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2013
Much agreeance here
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XxToxicaxX Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2013  Student General Artist
Hell yes~
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SwagWagon101 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
;~; I agree
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XxToxicaxX Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2013  Student General Artist
omfgyes ;u;
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SwagWagon101 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Neeeeeeee
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XxToxicaxX Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013  Student General Artist
xD
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SwagWagon101 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Eeeeeeeee
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XxToxicaxX Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013  Student General Artist
XDDD
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SwagWagon101 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD I'm so frigging hyper
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oO0RyuuHeartsYou0Oo Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
......no
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XxToxicaxX Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Student General Artist
heuheuheujustathoughtyo.
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oO0RyuuHeartsYou0Oo Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
my botdf days are over o-o im still trying to get rid of all the merch 
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XxToxicaxX Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013  Student General Artist
Damn...we all know thats gonna take a while. XDDDD
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animefreakazoid2504 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Student Writer
When I saw the lyrics to the song I started singing along!!!! I <3 the Jonas Brothers!!!!! And miss them :*<!! GREAT FANFIC THOUGH
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Koi-Fish9 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Censor bars? Oh come onnnnnn! :iconpoutplz:
Great story!
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thepiggyluver Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013
:iconpelvicthrustplz:
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NiraNightshade Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Student General Artist
We were all thinking it. ^////^
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