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Birds chirped in the distance as you polished the silverware that never seemed to get use anyway. A cool breeze swept though out the room from a nearby window. Bringing with it the smell of white roses and oak trees.

"well all done here...." you stood up and put away your supplies. Humming to the rainbow monkey song you walked down the hallways of the Phantomhive mansion you tried to recognize some of the paintings around you.

You were the newest addition to the Phantomhive estate. So naturally you being the slightly day dreamy girl you were got lost............ a lot. They really should give you a map.

"lost once again I see miss. [y/n]?" a smooth voice whispered in your ear. You let out a squeal and almost slapped him with your bucket of cleaning supplies.

"Sebastian don't do that, you just about stopped my heart!" you panted as he peered into your flustered face.

"oh my apologies miss.[y/n] that was not my intention I only meant to bring you back to your appropriate area." he explained with that too sweet smile of his. Oh yeah and you hated his guts!

"tsk I'm not a child." you said pushing him away from your personal bubble. " I can find my way back on my own." you stuck your nose in the air and walked away........... and then turned around again. "my room is this way..........."

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"tonight's dinner is roasted duck dressed in lemon sauce with a cream of carrot soup and wine reduction." Sebastian gestured to the glorious spread in front of the boy. God damn it looked good. You could feel yourself salivating just looking at it! your thoughts were interrupted by a hand being waved in front of your face.

"miss [y/n] please take these to the library." a stack of books were shoved into your hands and you almost toppled over. Sebastian just smiled and directed you towards the door.

You silently cursed him to the deepest pit of hell when you felt the large door being closed behind your back. You tossed the books behind a nearby plant and started walking in a random direction. After a while the familiar paintings grew less so and you deemed yourself completely lost. Ah well might as well explore some.

By the slightly damp walls and concrete floors you guessed you were in the basement of the large manor. A place you were quite clearly told by Sebastian to stay away from 'or you will be punished severely' well what do you care. Dear old Sebby go suck a few as far as you were concerned.

Soon enough you came to a worn old door that looked like it had had its fair share of beatings. A sign marked 'stay out' in carved in letters................... so naturally we must find out what marvelous treasures someone is trying to keep from you!

The heavy creaking of the door sent shivers down your spine as you pushed open the door. A cold breeze wrapped around your ankles seductive and when you opened your eyes............ you shat bricks.

Cat. Thousands of them! Scattered across the floor, in various scratching posts and cat houses. Several pairs of beady little eyes settled on your form and you felt something slither around your lags and purr. Oh fuck. Your eyes rolled back and the rest was a blur.

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You cuddled closer into the extremely plush bed sheets breathing in their scent You felt something cold and wet caress your forehead. You furrowed your brow and fluttered your eyes open only to met concerned red ones. Jumping back you fell of the side of the large bed earning an exasperated sigh from the no longer compassionate Sebastian and a new lump on your thick skull. Yes you were back to normal.

" I see your back in good health [y/n]." Sebastian drawled dropping the 'miss'.

" what the monkeys ass just happened?!" you yelled standing up striking a crane pose ready to fight off any on coming danger.

"well after discovering that you had disobeyed me and carelessly discarded the books I gave you I suspected you had gone on one of your pesky little 'explorations' and naturally I guessed you would be in the one place I had blatantly told you were forbidden to go. I found you passed out covered in my precious cats." he growled the last part sending you a glare.

'hehehh yeah funny story I'm severely allergic and deathly afraid of cats." you rubbed the back of your head and Sebastian sweat dropped.

"well for disobeying me you must be punished~" He smirked and shoved you back onto the bed gazing into your eyes lustfully. You [e/c] orbs were lost in the ocean of sparkling pink.

" so you like pussies?" he moaned and bucked his hips into yours. Seductively you blew in his ear before............. biting it as hard as you could and kicking him in the groin. Shoving his withering form off of you smirked. " bestiality is a crime so I suggest you release those poor creatures before I contact the police!" you strutted out off unfamiliar room............... only to get lost once again.
Calm you tits fangirls yal know i love to hate my bishies!

oh i know what it is you thought that she meant pussi- oh you nasty asses ;3

well hope you enjoyed i no own you sebby or the picture
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Thornpelt125 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my god I love the fact that the reader isn't in love with Sebastian lol
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Prussia22 Featured By Owner May 6, 2015
Lol
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FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait..."roasted duck dressed in lemon sauce"
"dressed in lemon sauce"
"lemon sauce"
"lemon"
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Awesome story!!!~
Please make a sequel!
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MMORPGWizard Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Hot damn...
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mistytawolf Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*Jana nosebleeds* Y U ADD NO LEMON?
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kateaj78 Featured By Owner May 30, 2014   Writer
When I saw the title I was afraid to read it. My immediate reaction was "OH MY GOD."
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haibabe Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
oh hell no. that just won't do.

Nothing would've kept me from reading this. I read it BECAUSE of the title.

Bring. It. On.
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LoveUchihaClan Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014
Agree!Sebastian Michaelis (Hawt Smile) [V1] Sebastian Michaelis (Smily) [V2] Angelina Durless (Ehe) [V1] 
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haibabe Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
the power of perceptionAmazingPhil 1 
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:iconaautumnpedler:
ikr i did the exact same thing! LOL! :))
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kateaj78 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014   Writer
Lol
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EeveeGamerGirl Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oooooo....lemon ending
sis:LEMON PLZZZ
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ShadowGamer1315 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
WTFBBQ SEBASTIAN STOP GIVING ME NOSEBLEEDS!!!!!!!
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AzureFlame805 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I saw the title and started snickering. I now find I had good reason to. That ending tho... XD
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HiThere2002 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014

I have been avoid story just because of the name, I now see that was a mistake

 

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TheTruthfulLiar445 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014
the ending...was fabulous XD I loved it!
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grellchica13 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013
Mmmmmmm!! Perty story!
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Faolanthedemonwolf Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Everyone knows when you get a chance to be with Sebastian YOU TAKE IT!!!!!! Stupid reader, ruining my fun...
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alison99554 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013
i would have to agree on this comment XD
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animelover864 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I have to second this.
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mrsmiawallace88 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh my dirty mind brought me here and I had a good laugh after reading :D
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BlueBird858 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013  Student General Artist
When I clicked on this I thought it said plushies... >///<
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oO0RyuuHeartsYou0Oo Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
do you like plushie o=o
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BlueBird858 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013  Student General Artist
Lol, I thought the reader was going to find a secret stash of Kitty plushies Sebastian had or Sebastian finding the readers plushie. ^^; Maybe I should give my eyes a brake. 
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oO0RyuuHeartsYou0Oo Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i know right  computer induced dyslexia sucks :P
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Psychotic-Love Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I like Sebastian's obsession because I'm pretty sure I'll become the crazy cat lady from Simpsons.

I LOVE CATS SO MUCH ASDFGHJIKBGAJAEHVSN //death by kittens
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GabrielleKoretez Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013  Student General Artist
WTF! i was like 'who the fluff just asked...that...question!' but still..great story^^
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Sweetiepie14 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I just want you to know, i lost the ability to breathe when i saw the title. I didn't laugh, and i was completely silent. I just had the biggest grin on my face, that slowly turned blue from lack of oxygen.
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oO0RyuuHeartsYou0Oo Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
this has got to be my favorite comment ever
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negaslice84 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait a minute... Sebby gave you books to put away, then you ditched the books and found a cat room, have Sebby rescue you, he tries to rape you, Then you kick him in the balls...(and the get lost)...:icongoodjobplz: seems legit.
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limitlesspurpose Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013
I approve ^that^ message.
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HetaliaLover266 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Xd
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callamoon14 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I have a kitty Kat! Whenever my brother's friend comes over she stalks him! HE is TERRIFIED by her!
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Psychotic-Love Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconclapplz: I love your cat, I love evil things. I just love them.
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callamoon14 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg really!? Me too!
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puffenferlife Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013
thats awesome
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EmpressVietnam Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I love it!!!!!
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allyssa0kagome Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
kinda wantin alemon to this =w=
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oO0RyuuHeartsYou0Oo Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
haha im such a tease! this is all you get!
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allyssa0kagome Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Papillou Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
its true im very allergic to cats
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oO0RyuuHeartsYou0Oo Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i have a kitty but my friend always freaks out when she comes over
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Papillou Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol XD probably what I would be like
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YukinaMomomiya Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Student Digital Artist
:iconmikuplz::iconaloisleleleplz:
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YukinaMomomiya Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Student Digital Artist
:icongrellplz:
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SpringsWiltedRose Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
All the lostness!!!!.......wait.....where am I now e.e
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Snivy90 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
Lol amazing story :)
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lozlove14 Featured By Owner May 22, 2013  Student Artist
Hahahaha! That was awesome
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Nionai Featured By Owner May 15, 2013
I really enjoyed this haha.
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oO0RyuuHeartsYou0Oo Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
glad to hear it :D
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