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You sat in the passenger seat of your dads 1964 mustang (that's what my dad drives thought it would work nicely here) and sighed. You were on your way to sign the finalization paper work for your scholarship to Ouran Academy.

"Look Hun that's your new school!" your dad pointed to the large PINK building? What really PINK of all colors? Of course you had seen the school in brochures and the website but you never thought it would be so vibrant and........ disgusting. You scowled as you got closer and saw the female uniforms.

"Come in cheer up sweetie you'll have a great time no matter how hideous the school is." your dad smiled and walked around to your side and opened the door like he always does. "Come on girly let's get movin'!" you giggled and fallowed you dad into the school.

After about an hour of signing papers in the headmaster's office you were told you would roam the school on your own while your father was filled in on everything he needed to know. You nod and walk out into the large hallway. Students passed by you and whispered amongst themselves.

You felt holes being burned into your back and you started to regret your choice of dress. Your purple cool-aid tee-shirt and red, black hoody with cat ears and neon pink skinny jeans seemed cute night before but now surrounded by all the rich dresses and suits you just felt trashy. You pulled up your hoody so it hid your eyes and placed in your ear buds.

'Damned rich kids who do they think they are?! My clothes look better than theirs any day!'

apparently some time during your mental brooding and bumping into random objects you somehow wandered into an empty hallway. 'Where the hell did everybody go?"At the end of the hallway you could see a lone door. Upon closer inspection there was a sign that read 'music room 3'. Cautiously you reached for the door handle and were …........ Promptly pelted I the face with I crap ton of rose petals.

"Welcome princess!" you looked up into the faces of seven handsome boys.

"welcome princes to the Ouran host club where the schools handsomest boys -with to much time on their hands- entertain young ladies -who also have to much time on their hands-" you watched as the tall blonde one walked up to you and kissed your hand.

" so you basically prostitutes." you stated broadly wiping your hand on the nearest person's shirt -who happened to be Kyoya XD-

"wow isn't-"

"she quite frank!"

"We like her!" you felt arms wrap around your waist and pull you into the room. The click of the lock alerted you that you might not be getting out of that brothel with your life.

Two identical faces invaded your personal bubble and your hands were pinned to your side.

"Yes our price is usually quite steep-" the one to your left purred

"but for you were willing to give you this one-" the one to your right this time sang

"on the house~" they coursed together. A short brunet walked over and pried to two off you before introducing herself.

"Don't those two. I'm Haruhi Fujioka honors student. It's nice to meet you!" he flashed you a smile

"[y/n], [l/n] it's nice to meet you as well." you grinned back and shook her hand. After introductions you learned that the one that slobbered on your hand was Tamaki, the two molesties were called Hikaru and Karou, the one you whipped your hand on was Kyoya and the other two were Mori and Hunny. You also learned that they were not 'prostitutes' as you so politely put it.

"Ok everyone to your places the ladies will be her soon! [y/n] which host would you like to designate today?" Tamaki asked. You thought about it for a moment before making your decision.

"which one of you dudes know the wifi password." you asked pulling out your iphone. After being told that Kyoya did you nodded ad went to sit by him.

"you do know that I'm not really a host right." Kyoya asked when you plopped down on the couch beside him laying your legs across his lap.

"yeah I know but I want the wifi password and kingy told me you had it." you said looking for pictures in ceiling.

"go away." he said calmly typing on his computer.

"well that's a stupid password." you said punching it in. "hey it didn't work!" you yelled drawing the attention of many of the other guests. Kyoya sighed and pushed his glasses farther up the bridge of his nose.

"please leave me alone miss.[y/n]." he smiled at you and gently pushed your feet off of his lap. You scowled and stomped off to another table and sat by yourself to sulk.

'stupid Kyoya and his stupid wifi password pfft! I don't need his stupid password I'll just go without internet!"

*SpongeBob announcer dude voice* two minutes later

"aughh I'm gonna die!" you moaned slamming your face on the table. Admitting defeat you crawled back over to Kyoya's couch. "please, please, please can I have the wifi password.


"awww come on PLEASE." you begged using your infamous 'puppy dog eyes'

"that doesn't work on me now go away. Here's a sheet of paper entertain yourself." he drawled handing you a sheet of paper that appeared out of nowhere. You took the paper and crawled back to your table. What the heck are you supposed to do with a lousy piece of paper?!

You stated to fold the edges making a paper airplane. You see in elementary school you loved to make those things, but for some reason you were banned from making them ever again. Hey what harm could it possibly do it's just a piece of paper! Apparently A LOT.

You threw the aircraft and watched as it glided through the air accidentally hitting one of the girls in the head. A scream echoed through the room and the girl abruptly stood up flipping over the table breaking it and all the china on it. The whole room was in silence as they watched one plate roll across the floor and gently tapped the pedestal with the new replacement vase. Everyone watched with baited breath as the vase teetered on the edge of the podium and............ CRASH!!! a million pair of eyes turned to you and you stood there wide eyed.

"heheheeh you know accidents happen the good news is nobody got hurt right?! …............right?" after nobody responded you dashed for the door only to find it blocked by Mori.

"I'm sorry ladies it looks like we're going to have to close up early." every single girl glared at you as they filed out of the club room.

"miss.[y/n] please explain to me how that is even physically possible and how you plan to pay for the damages." Kyoya pushed his glasses farther up his nose and you gulped.

"how much is it exactly?" you asked gingerly looking at the mess you had made. Hey at least we figured out why you were band from making paper airplanes.......

"about 8678900 yen." Kyoya stated adding up all the damages on his calculator.

"well she can't cross dress like Haruhi cuz there's no way she could hide such big breasts." the twins stated pocking at your chest. You swatted away their hands and crossed your arms over your chest.

"well she could work as a maid." Kyoya supplied.

"yeah we like that idea!" the twins cheered.

"aww fuck............"


over the next two months you worked diligently trying to pay off you debt. You scrubbed the floors before and after club, washed all of the dirty dishes, out them back, cleaned off all the tables and did it in the high heels garter stockings and butt cheek -or felt like- length corseted maids uniform.

The whole time you did this Kyoya watched you out of the corner of him eye. He didn't know why, but he convinced himself that I was just because he wanted to make sure you were doing your job right! That's all.............right? But why did I he stay after club everyday just so that he could be alone with you?

What is this feeling..............


across the room you were wiping tables down and picking up plates. You had been feeling slightly under the weather lately but you knew you still had to work your hardest so you could pay off your debt before you turned thirty.

Bu-bumb bu-bump

You loaded the last of the dishes and loaded them onto your tray so you could wash them. You started to walk toward the kitchen when a sharp pain shot through your chest.

Bu-bumb ud-bup up-


"[Y/n] you know you're going to have to pay for those- [Y/N]?!" Kyoya ran over to your limp form and checked for a pulse.


"I'm afraid she has severe heart problems and is quite ill. Now tell me has she been under a lot of stress maybe she's been working really hard o maybe even boy troubles?" Kyoya conversed with the doctor while the rest of the host club crowded around your unconscious body.

"T-Takashi *sniff* is this all our fault?" Hunny wailed hugging your hand.

"yeah." Mori said gloomily which only served to make Hunny cry even harder.

"the doctors said she should be waking up soon but can I have a moment alone with her?" Kyoya asked calmly. The rest of the hosts all nodded and stepped out of the room.

Kyoya pulled up a chair and held you hand firmly letting a tear slip lose.

"I'm sorry I let this get as far as it did. If I had only seen the signs this wouldn't have happened!" he yelled to himself. "the doctor said you would most likely have heart problems for the rest of your life. This is all my fault I'm sorry. I love you." he cried into the hand he held and let it all out. His frustrations. His anger at the world, at you, at the doctors who aren't doing all they passably could but mostly at himself.

He felt a gentle squeeze of his hand and looked up to see you smile and dazzling [e/n] orbs.

" don't cry you'll lose you manly man image." you joked hoarsely. Kyoya pushed his glasses farther up his nose and genuinely smiled.

"glad to see you're in better health, but the doctors say you can't exert yourself. I have an alternative activity for you to partake in to pay off your debt though." you rolled your eyes at his all business attitude.

"you suck at innuendos Kyoya and by the way I love you too."

Bonus ending:

outside the door five pairs of ears were pressed up against the door.

"what teats it?!"

"yeah I thought we would get to hear some serious action!"

"don't talk about my daughter that way?!"

"Takashi what does 'serious action' mean?"


"you guys are all pathetic."
EDIT ok i fixed most of the grammar and spelling errors so it should be easier to read :3

ok request for :iconredsoultayki: hope you like it girly!

i know this kinda sucks but i like it and that's kind all that matters right? (but comments and favs are REALLY appreciated plus you get a thank you note that will give you a seizure!

i can just imagine the who paper airplane thing totally happening to me -__-
i didn't notice for the longest time that it said 'teats' instead of 'that's' oh my god why didn't you guys tell me!!! >o<
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animemangas Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015
Omfg!!!! This is amazing!!!! I especially love the "so your basically prostitutes" line ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️Make more please!!!!!
AnimeGeekKatie Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
LOL PICTURE IT LADIES: You, with a Haruhi's Get the fuck away face but with normal eyes, and slowly wiping your hand down Kyoya in a white shirt as he sits there beside you like: -.- and you dont even glance at him,,,LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
AuraLady Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
lol I still hold that Haruhi should have pulled the fact that she was basically herded around the room into the vase. It wasn't her fault! I'd have run too... though I probably wouldn't have hit the vase lol I'd hide behind Takashi :D
YukiYamada1999 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015
"So basically you're prostitutes." I can consider this a normal reaction. 
PrettyFreakinAwesome Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Me: Seriously, though. What's the WiFi password?

Kyoya: Sigh.
sassy3dcat Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014
i loved the line that said "you guys are all pathetic" lol oh and you still need to fix the line that has 'teats' and not 'that's'
oO0RyuuHeartsYou0Oo Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
God Damn it XD thank you
sassy3dcat Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014
yup lol
AmericanDreamgirl98 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014
I could so see myself doing just about everything that the reader does in this story. I loved it!
Miss-Inuyasha Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I don't mind acting like that for the story but if any of them piss me off I would definitely act like that.
hetalia-rox Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I can't believe I was so rude to Kyoya *sniffs* at least he loves me (I wouldn't have minded getting some action with Kyoya, yes in deed -acts like grell sutcliff- :D)
Great story XD
Demonkisses14 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014
I wouldn't mine some action with Kyoya
AmuletAmethyst Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014  Student General Artist
manly man image.......XD
Soul-Eater-Evans69 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013
Takashi what does 'serious action' mean? Lol I almost died!
Miss-Inuyasha Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
HAHAILOVECOOKIES Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2013
"So your basically prostitutes."
I light so hard at this x,D
Miss-Inuyasha Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Jeska-Lee Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
i don't want to be mean or anything but

AND! Honey knows those sorts of things. He is actually a lot smarter than the others when it comes to those things and, in the manga, drops a LOT of innuendos. 

Again, i'm sorry, i don't mean to be mean but, i have read almost ALL of your stories and, i finally snapped. I try my best to ignore your mistakes... I hope you don't think i'm some mean bitch that just picks on people, thinking they are better than everyone else...

D-do you still like me? puppy eyes hidan icon Puppy-love :D 
Perverchian-nyan Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2013
Aren't ya' a cutie?
Jeska-Lee Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
wahay! i was called cute!Victory Dance Happy Dance :happydance: + PLZ account  
Perverchian-nyan Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013
...*nosebleed* you're so sweet >.<
Jeska-Lee Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
i have no idea how but, YAY! :happybounce: Huggle! 
we should be friends! :D
Perverchian-nyan Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2013
I'd be happy to!

Jeska-Lee Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Perverchian-nyan Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013
ReiSpirit Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I would probably do more damage with the airplane than this.
ElizabethDChartigan Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i feel your pain, i can broke almost everything with anything XD, my dad doesn't even leave me use his computer
ReiSpirit Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
It's more like ... it flies about the room aiming for people and the panic causes things to be broken. My friends let me fly one once... never again will they let me fly a paper air plane in the library.
ElizabethDChartigan Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
ReiSpirit Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Yeah... it didn't end well. Now, everytime I use paper they watch me like a hawk.
oO0RyuuHeartsYou0Oo Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i do not doubt that
ReiSpirit Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I'm one of the destructively clumsy. My friends have even said that they can't leave me alone in a room all by myself in case I bring about the apocalypse! or WW3
oO0RyuuHeartsYou0Oo Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i dont know you that well but i feel like you would totally bypass all the other numbers and start number seven
ReiSpirit Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
...Are you sure you haven't met me? Because that is what one of my friends said just the other day. *cue twilight zone music*
oO0RyuuHeartsYou0Oo Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ReiSpirit Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Dashie63 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013
:iconpaperplz: + :iconairplaneplz:
This is the cause for all of there...I DIDNT DO IT I PROMISE
And great story by the way ♥♥♥
mangaanimefanforlife Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
kanaya-potato Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013
Smotherd    Oh honey my love, how can I explain to you without ruining your innocence
 la in love Seriously though, this is so fluffy and I fangirled throughout the entire thing ehehehehehehe :lovely:
animefangirl200 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
wait...HONEY IS OLDER THAN ALL OF THEM!I dont dought that he wouldnt know what that meant,he was in character but,srylsy!he should be the one explaining that to them!
Psychotic-Love Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
W-H-A-T?! :iconjackiechanwtfplz:
RoronoaZoro65543 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013
HypedOnChocolate Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013
I'm just going to take a line from Haruhi now...
Damn rich people.
Being so overdramatic about getting hit with a paper airplane. XD That is just like me. XD I'm so clumsy... I crash into chairs sometimes. XD
But technically that one's Kyo-chan's fault... He gave me the paper and told me to amuse myself...
And I'd totally demand the Wi-fi password. I NEED MY INTERNETS XD :iconinternetplz:
Awesome story~! :D
WhatWordsDo22 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Woah, my dad had heart problems (supposively for the rest of his life) but 3 or 4 months later, he was running XD
AChan-Adopts Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Two minutes later.....
oO0RyuuHeartsYou0Oo Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
from what?
AwesomeGummyBears Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013
I totally heard the spongebob announcer guy saying two minutes later in my head!
NillekEibmoz147 Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
"Takashi what does 'serious action' mean?"
when hunny said that i was imagining how funny it would be if mori was just like
"It means F@#$%ing."
great story btw! xD
dantania-dan Featured By Owner May 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i love this
CanadaFan08 Featured By Owner May 14, 2013  Student Photographer
Let me guess the "you guys are all pathetic" was said by Haruhi. -_-
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