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Milk


You sighed after a generous swig of the delicious  white substance"hey Takashi?"

"ah?"

"do you like milk?" he arched an eye brow at your large innocent smile and shook his head, no. "LIES LIESTHEY WERE ALL LIES!" yet another sexy eyebrow raise. "they said milk would make me taller but you never drink it and your freaking huge! Daddy I need a word with you!" poor Tamaki couldn't sit for a month.

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Beer


you wiped the sweat from your brow and tossed the dirtied bar rag into the near by sink. It was Friday and your boss had forced you to work the graveyard shift at the bar you worked at -lots of creepers *shutter*-but luckily your boyfriend/jealous body guard Hikaru always kept you company.

"[y/n]-chan can I have some beer?" you shot him the 'bitch please' look and handed him a glass. " what the hell is this?"

"White Russian hold the vodka." aka milk

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Coffee


Ever seen a bunny coked up on mountain dew? Well me either but the sight in front of you was pretty close. It was one of those days where Tamaki decided he would do things 'the commoner way.' translation; he's had nothing to eat but a thing of commoner's ramen and about seven cups of coffee.

"I DON'T LIKE COFFEE IT GIVES- MAKES ME JITTERY HERES AN IMPRESIONOF ME ON COFFEE;IVE HAD SOME COFFEE MBABASGIGAGGBVAVBAVABVAB HEYYYYYYYYYY HEY HEY HEY HEY  WHAT ARE YOU DOIN WHAT ARE YOU DOIN WHAT AR E YOU DOIN WHAT ARE YOU DOIN WHAT ARE YOU DOINI DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING CUZ IVE HAD TOO MUCH CCCCOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

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Juice box


sip sip sip sip ssssssssllllllllllluuuuuuuuuuurrrrrpppppppppp~


you twitched. If there was anything in the world that you could not stand, it would be that noise. You slowly turned your head to glare at the one responsible. And people wondered why Hunny wore dippers til collage.

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Wine


"whatcha doin~"

"ignoring you." you rolled your eyes. Typical Kyoya  cool as a cucumber ive under your ' scrutinizing interrogations'  how dare he.

"bbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbyyyy why are you so mean to me I wanna go out to dinnnnnner!" you trew yourself across your boyfriends lap accidentally spilling the contents of his glass onto his new(ish) shirt. If looks could kill you would have died  been reincarnated had lived your whole life over again then be killed again

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Water


water, aqua, h2o, life's super absorber, what ever it was you didn't want to go anywhere near it especially not in the bathing suit -if you could call it that- your boyfriend Karou had picked out.  You tried your best to cover up the almost see through scraps of cloth that barely covered your no no squares but it wasn't very easy.

It was the you noticed so particularly espisioso splashes just in time.......... to get a face full of water.

"you jerk!"

"hahahah! What don't like drinking water?"


"not salt water,dick!
yosh the six leverage challenge lol thought id try it ~ ^-^
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Lol. The first one is EXACTLY like me. XD You did a great job!